Wellness Elixirs
Subscribe to your monthly dose of balance. Whether you need to sleep deeper, calm your mind, or ignite your energy, our elixirs are crafted with ancient wisdom for modern life.
🔥 Functional SodaWrecked Ralph - Brand A
A powerful blend of liver-supporting botanicals that helps your body recover after a night out. Designed for the morning after.
🔥 Functional SodaBloated Bob - Brand B
A warming digestive tonic that eases bloating, gas, and discomfort. Your belly's new best friend after big meals.
🔥 Functional SodaHeavy Kev - Brand C
A gentle metabolism-boosting blend that helps reduce water retention and supports healthy weight management.
🔥 Functional SodaManic Max - Brand D
A calming botanical blend for overstimulated minds. Helps reduce anxiety, quiet racing thoughts, and promote restful sleep.
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Herbal remedies work best when taken regularly over time.
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